Fuck The Dishes Cotton Tea Towel
Picture the scene - you've had a shit day at work, your boss is a prick, and the bus was late and then you get home and remember you haven't done any washing up in three days. What do you do - get the Marigolds out? No - FUCK THE DISHES!
What better way to remind yourself that you're a ruddy adult, and you can do whatever you like, than by having a beautiful Fuck The Dishes tea towel around? No better way, that's what.
Each tea towel is 100% white cotton and hemmed on the two longer sides with the shorter sides finished by the selvedge of the cloth. That's where you'll find the digitially-printed cross stitch design too, on both ends.
The design was concocted and hand-stitched by me and then magically transferred to a digital image, to be printed here in the UK. We recommend washing at 40c and if you are going to do anything as out there as iron it, do so with a cool iron on the reverse, you crazy bastard.
Towels measure 48x78cm and are a lovely weight and quality which make them perfect for gifting to anyone who hates washing up, or just gets a tickle from a sweary tea towel.
Fuck The Dishes tea towels are currently in production and are expected to be ready to ship in the first week of December, in plenty of time for Christmas delivery, so hop to it and order yours, as stocks are limited!