Bad Apple Pin Badge or Fridge Magnet
They say it only takes one bad apple to spoil the whole bunch, but I say who wants to be a boring apple when you can be a bad ass? Also, I think you'll find it's grapes that come in bunches, PSYCH.
If you're looking for a little flair for the lapel of that old jacket of yours, then this little pin fits the bill perfectly. If you prefer to keep our light under a bushel, all badges are also available as fridge magnets - just choose the appropriate option from that there drop down menu.
Badges and magnets both measure 25mm across (that's one inch, imperialists), and I'll package it in a tiny little glassine bag, so it will look all fancy, like.
Buy a Bad Apple pin badge or fridge magnet for yourself, for your friend, for your milkman - basically anyone you think is a bit of a sort (and that won't poke themselves in the eye with the sharp bit).